gold-pussy:

feverflesh:

†

(via giogorgor)

b-oqueteira:

(via no-guey)

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your

fUCK

(Source: shalrath, via thebootydiaries)

thebootydiaries:

Me driving: @pedestrians ugh get out the street why would you walk in front of a moving car

Me as a pedestrian: hit me bitch i dare you hit me I want you to pay my tuition

(Source: quickweaves, via thebootydiaries)